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Definitions by Yaziyo

Ped Bread 

Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.
My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.
Ped Bread by Yaziyo August 11, 2010

Midnight Maccas Run 

n. To round up all your friends some time after midnight and drive down to the nearest 24 hour McDonalds for burgers, cones, apple pies or whatever else the night's cravings bring.
SMS at 1:30am. Must be a Midnight Maccas Run!
Midnight Maccas Run by Yaziyo September 21, 2009

Pseudo-Arab 

A word used to describe those nationalities that are not Arabs and yet are often called Arabs by people who don't know otherwise, e.g. Iranians, Afghanis. Most commonly used by Arabs to their Pseudo-Arab friends.
An ignorant person: Hey there you crazy Arab.
an Iranian person: I'm not Arab.
an actual Arab: I'm an Arab, he's a Pseudo-Arab.
Pseudo-Arab by Yaziyo September 14, 2009

Pride and Prejudice 

"Pride and Prejudice" is a novel by Jane Austen, published in 1813.

It is:
1. The number one cause of teen-suicides in the English-speaking world today.

2. Full of unintended sexual innuendos.
Pride and Prejudice Quotes:
1. "That is capital," added her sister, and they both laughed heartily.

2. "No officer is ever to enter my house again... Balls will be absolutely prohibited, unless you stand up with one of your sisters."
Pride and Prejudice by Yaziyo September 14, 2009

UrbanDictionary Essay 

Occuring usually in a contraversial subject in Urbandictionary (eg Palestine, Emo etc.). After a few pages with entries such as "its gay" and "no it ISNT gay", someone who takes his urbandictionary shit seriously comes up and writes a huge-ass essay on the issue. Except noone really gives a fuck, so any readers read the first sentence, thumb up/down and read on.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene&defid=1449447 -an UrbanDictionary essay by some upset emo kid. Of course, I probably wouldn't call him this if I had read his essay, but again, noone gives a fuck.
UrbanDictionary Essay by Yaziyo October 18, 2008

Wiki Vandalism

What high school students have had to resort to in computer lessons when the school filter blocks all the game sites.
Bob: Hey I found a games site that isn't blocked!

Fred: Fuck that, I'm changing the Wikipedia article on some guy called John Brooke-Little. He's now the Soggy Sayo champion of the world.

John: Yeah, no-one playes games nemore, it's all about Wiki Vandalism now.
Wiki Vandalism by Yaziyo April 5, 2008

The Closet

A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.
He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…
The Closet by Yaziyo March 5, 2008