crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

by your mom May 22, 2003

akkineni

From the greek work akkineous, meaning to fellate joyfully and with ferver.

That mother fucker slut can akkineni with the best of them.

by your mom December 18, 2003

food

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

by Your Mom June 18, 2006

jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

by your mom April 06, 2005

yeye

a saying of unknown origin spoken only by retarded wiggers who havnt the mental compasity to form the word "yes"

guy: the club was fun
girl: yeye
guy: you're fucking retarded

by your mom April 15, 2005

Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

San Ramon

Typical suburbian town.... hot girls hot guys... teenagers who think they are ghetto but they are not. Typical well off city, parks everywhere you look and little kids with their moms (hot moms by the way) on the sidewalks. Has the best 4th of July celebration in Northern California. 30 mins from San Fransisco, 20 from Oakland, 4 hours from Tahoe and 1 hour from Santa Cruz

think oc meets pleasantville

by Your Mom November 02, 2004