MotoCock

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.
Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.
by YAWA August 24, 2016
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Trump Tweeted ...

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).
by YAWA March 01, 2019
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Stank Gap

The unfortunate airspace that exists between the asshole and the toilet bowl--the water containing filth insulator; exposure opportunity responsible for creating bystander entrapment, near-asphyxiating Rest Room Haz-Mat emergency conditions.
Ok, dat bitch got'sa shit 'ass-IN-water', not INTO the water...gotta close dat Stank Gap for real. Prolly could cut down on the audible and splash-back as well...think of the children! It just ain't right!
by YAWA November 14, 2019
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Beats-deaf

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.
I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!
by YAWA April 25, 2015
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COVID Par-Tay

A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.
Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!
by YAWA July 03, 2020
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bucket of vaginas

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
by YAWA May 14, 2021
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Roundin' the Turn

A previously optimistic term generally applied to a disease course change toward improvement, now bastardised and misconstrued into a political mis-information directive in an attempt to obfuscate the reality of massive disease surge.
You still wearin' a mask? Dude, we're Roundin' the Turn.
I think I'll keep it until we can see for sure if that turn isn't actually a big, fat politically self serving LIE.
by YAWA October 30, 2020
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