The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.
Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!
by YAWA December 22, 2019
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Kripes! We just got super-flamed on Twitter and it's contagious. This could cost us millions if it spreads to the news-feed--mobilize the forces, we gotta push that shit down!
by YAWA December 14, 2018
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Did you hear? Last week, Mark got struck by lightning...yeah, he got fired from his job and went home early just in time to find two of his friends in bed with his wife. When he was running to the garage to fetch the shotgun, he slipped and fell in the driveway. Then, his wife hit him with the car 'cause she knew what was coming. When he finally gained consciousness, it was dark and raining. That's when the lightning got him...Tragic Turn, probably for the best though.
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Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!
by YAWA April 14, 2020
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Oh shit, Billy's at the gun shop again. Even though he's a surgeon and spent most of his life helpin' folks, there's no tellin' when he's gonna blow...better put that one under snapsurveillance immediately.
by YAWA October 16, 2017
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Hey, did you lose your sense of smell with COVID?
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.
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