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Trump-asthenia

The progressive weariness and public despair caused by a never ending series of poor, ill-informed decisions, infantile self-serving policies and generalized, narcissistic, ineffective hyperbole.
ANOTHER government shut-down! There is no way that Congress and the citizens of the USA will permit this to happen...all sides have reached Trump-asthenia to the max...
by YAWA February 11, 2019
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viral economy

The abrupt halt of all but the most essential businesses and services in an attempt to preserve life at the peril of financial stability.
Curfew begins Tonite between 10pm and 5am...all restaurants, bars, gyms, government installations and massage parlors must close in the viral economy
by YAWA March 27, 2020
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forced family fun

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.
We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...
by YAWA July 2, 2017
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Abusement park

A place of unusually high attraction for pedophiles, frotteursists, catholic priests and other victomizers of unsuspecting, innocent children; ie. church, rectory, sanctuary.
Thanks to sustained unforgivable behavior and scandalous policy, leaving a child unattended in the abusement park is not recommended.
by YAWA June 5, 2015
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trick 'n treat

Dispensing cannabis-laden edibles for Halloween instead of 'traditional' boring candy.
Yo! Every school in town had to cancel because no one showed up for class the day after Halloween! The FBI is still trying to figure out who's playing trick 'n treat...
by YAWA December 5, 2018
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trumploan

Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.
You get'cher trumploan yet?
Naww, not yet.

You holdin' yer breath?
Nope...
by YAWA March 25, 2020
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Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.
So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.
by YAWA August 30, 2020
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