nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.
Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...
by YAWA December 25, 2019
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Amazentment

The evolving consumer resentment toward massive, faceless, human-rights-indifferent corporations that seemingly infiltrate and attempt to influence every facet of our collective existence.
I'm developing some serious Amazentment when I can't even THINK about something and NOT have that shit ad-pushed to me in my very next web search. How can they possibly know these things?
by YAWA February 20, 2020
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mailnesia

A method of anonymously credentialing ownership or identification on websites demanding personal information.
Holy shit! I've been email spammed out the ass lately. I can't sign up for anything without tracking or bot trails.
Dude. Use xxxx@mailnesia; you choose the xxx. check it out and be free of such bullshit.
by YAWA February 22, 2021
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Delta-Cron

An emerging SARS CoV 2 mutation that combines the virulence of the Delta variant and the transmissibility of Omicron.
Ok. It looks like Omicron is a highly contagious variant, but causes far less illness than Delta.
Right on!
Not so fast. Delta-Cron is coming; the worst of both worlds.
I wish that vaccine micro-chip would just kill me now.
by YAWA January 09, 2022
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cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.
Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!
by YAWA April 26, 2022
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Apotecary

A departure from the traditional Apothecary (a person or establishment engaged in general pharmaceutical sales); the Apotecary is specialized in the dispensing and sales of THC containing medicaments of all sorts.
Hey, where ya headed?
Rollin' down to the new Apotecary to pick me up some gummies, granules and smokables; need anything?
I'm old school. See if they've got any Maui Wowie or Hawaiian gold.
by YAWA May 23, 2022
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Twitterquake

Sadly, one of the most powerful tools of retribution at the disposal of certain political types, is social media denigration and effacement.
Oh, here it comes...someone in their right mind didn't ignore their own moral compass and bow before King Trump; the Twitterquake that follows will likely find them reassigned, removed or retired.
by YAWA April 25, 2020
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