Definitions by YAWA
Death by Narcissist
What you get when an unqualified, unprepared and completely out-of-touch-with-reality leader faces an actual, REAL, world-wide crisis.
Nope, the COVID-19 isn't something that can be bullied into submission or coerced into a specific go-away schedule by some political sunshine-up-the-ass false hope or promise; it simply DOES NOT CARE about opinion.
If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.
If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.
Death by Narcissist by YAWA March 29, 2020
Generation C
The massive increase in world-wide birth rate approximately 9 months after Coronavirus quarantine conditions were imposed.
Well, we can't go out for dinner, can't go to the movies, can't go for a drink...can't even go shopping.
Wanna get it on?
Welcome to Generation C
Wanna get it on?
Welcome to Generation C
Generation C by YAWA March 28, 2020
viral economy
The abrupt halt of all but the most essential businesses and services in an attempt to preserve life at the peril of financial stability.
Curfew begins Tonite between 10pm and 5am...all restaurants, bars, gyms, government installations and massage parlors must close in the viral economy
viral economy by YAWA March 27, 2020
CoronImmune
The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.
Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
CoronImmune by YAWA March 26, 2020
trumploan
Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.
Coronomics
A special brand of pandemic denial that promotes economic status over health and preservation of life.
So, even though we're on an accelerating rate of COVID infections with daily-death toll doubling--Coronomics dictate that we sacrifice untold lives for the sake of propping up the economy.
Coronomics by YAWA March 24, 2020