Akin to nipple slip. The unfortunate combination of wearing overly small shorts and strenuous physical activity that results in the spontaneous, often unrecognized liberation of at least one testecle from short crotch confines.
Damn! That was my best long-jump ever. They wouldn't put my picture on-line 'cause of the emanciball hanging down.
by YAWA April 20, 2015
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Nope, the COVID-19 isn't something that can be bullied into submission or coerced into a specific go-away schedule by some political sunshine-up-the-ass false hope or promise; it simply DOES NOT CARE about opinion.
If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.
If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.
by YAWA March 29, 2020
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Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!
by YAWA June 09, 2019
Get the sour towel mug.A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.
Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.
by YAWA November 14, 2018
Get the 'tis the season, for the stealin' mug.1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
by YAWA November 03, 2020
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by YAWA February 07, 2021
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Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
by YAWA March 14, 2018
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