YAWA's definitions
An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
by YAWA October 5, 2017
Get the penetration barrier pillowmug. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
It's a very long list. However, it seems like we would do better to worry LESS about P.O.S. trump and pay much closer attention to the individuals, circumstances and agendas supporting his generally out-of-bounds, trenchant ideology and narcissist-driven sociopathic behaviour.
It's a very long list. However, it seems like we would do better to worry LESS about P.O.S. trump and pay much closer attention to the individuals, circumstances and agendas supporting his generally out-of-bounds, trenchant ideology and narcissist-driven sociopathic behaviour.
by YAWA October 30, 2020
Get the P.O.S. trumpmug. Dude! Move the fuck over...You gotta stop breathin' out that nasal stank on me!
Sorry, just had sinus surgery last week.
Yeah, I git 'dat; but damn! Smells like a wet dog climbed up in there 'n fuckin' died.
Sorry, just had sinus surgery last week.
Yeah, I git 'dat; but damn! Smells like a wet dog climbed up in there 'n fuckin' died.
by YAWA December 23, 2021
Get the nasal stankmug. The pivotal, divisive point of contention that separates individuals into two distinct categories. One that values economic prowess, nationalism, military superiority and considers our current executive branch management style to be a needed and refreshing, if not entertaining, departure from courteous statesmanship historically common to the office; the other that looks at world leadership as an opportunity to advance meaningful policy, create a sense of national pride and cohesion with every expectation that elected officials should, whenever possible, represent the office with honesty, integrity and respect.
No matter your Trumpspective, it's evident that the ONLY perspective of consequence is HIS. For better or worse, all we can really do is watch the spectacle unfold.
by YAWA May 2, 2020
Get the Trumpspectivemug. The very worst manifestation of fragile and unworthy authority conferred by some parents onto their unsuspecting, impressionable children.
Don't worry, the virus will miraculously die this summer...in the heat.
Child, did your Trumparents fill your head with shit!? The only thing dyin' this summer is your grand pap and it's because YOU brought that COVID infection to him...
Child, did your Trumparents fill your head with shit!? The only thing dyin' this summer is your grand pap and it's because YOU brought that COVID infection to him...
by YAWA July 5, 2020
Get the Trumparentsmug. The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.
WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!
by YAWA January 26, 2020
Get the parking lot tourmug. An unchangeable personality feature that defines an individual's ablilty to withstand forced or unwelcomed social interaction.
Hey, where did dad go? We're not even through the first sermon yet!
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...
by YAWA August 4, 2019
Get the Social Timermug.