Definitions by YAWA
Shit-Back Time
A pivotal point of self-discovery, when it becomes apparent that you've been a glorious pain in the ass...and that's just perfect timing, when all of yer badness starts comin' home.
I can't believe that I was so self-centered and repeatedly trampled over just about everyone who really cares about me.
I just know that I can do better and I will from now on.
**DING DONG**
What? Wait! What's Shit-Back Time?
I just know that I can do better and I will from now on.
**DING DONG**
What? Wait! What's Shit-Back Time?
Shit-Back Time by YAWA February 23, 2020
Acting president
A seemingly impossible, almost laughable, scenario in which a low-rent, bombastic, reality-TV host is somehow elected to the Presidency of the United States of America.
Acting president!
Oh, that's a good one! It's gonna get fantastic ratings, I bet...
Hey... wait a second, something has gone horribly wrong...
Oh, that's a good one! It's gonna get fantastic ratings, I bet...
Hey... wait a second, something has gone horribly wrong...
Acting president by YAWA February 22, 2020
frat fuckers
The worshipped upperclassmen in any given college fraternity; the same ones that dole out goat-fucking, binge-drinking and trans-gender experimentation as completion-criteria for highly - prized admission into their prestigious ranks...
... and then the frat fuckers pointed me toward the keg. I don't remember anything after that, except for the strange taste I'm my mouth...
frat fuckers by YAWA February 22, 2020
almost-deads
Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
almost-deads by YAWA February 21, 2020
almost-deads
Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
almost-deads by YAWA February 21, 2020
Amazentment
The evolving consumer resentment toward massive, faceless, human-rights-indifferent corporations that seemingly infiltrate and attempt to influence every facet of our collective existence.
I'm developing some serious Amazentment when I can't even THINK about something and NOT have that shit ad-pushed to me in my very next web search. How can they possibly know these things?
Amazentment by YAWA February 20, 2020