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swoop and scoop

the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end

I was standing there and for no reason Kim came up behind me and gave me the ole' swoop and scoop.

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the act of pulling an erection under the waistline so as to avoid detection

When I had to get up answer the question on the chalkboard I did a waist tuck so that Mrs. Michael wouldn't see that I was sportin' a fatty.

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