Jake from State Farm

That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis

Me: who are you calling at 3:00am

Friend: Jake from State Farm

Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis

by XxjustinxX187 October 16, 2018

seek & destroy

A Metallica song that every one must know

Fred: do you know how to play seek & destroy by Metallica

Ed: I don’t know any Metallica songs

by XxjustinxX187 May 03, 2018

IMVU

A 3D game where a 12 Year old can fuck a 50 year old without knowing

IMVU be like

50 year old: hey
12 year old: hey
50 year old: wanna smash
12 year old : yeah how old are you:
50 year old: 12
12 year old: cool i'm 12 to

50 year old: let's go
XxjustinxX187: they go home and screw

by XxjustinxX187 September 06, 2018

Mr. Nenni

A jolly santa looking man friendly soul who instructs kids but soon left RIP Mr. Nenni 2017-2018

Me: hey did you see the Mr. Nenni left

Guy: yeah it’s sad

RIP Mr Nenni

by XxjustinxX187 October 23, 2018

E

“The fourth letter in the alphabet”

ABCDEFG

by XxjustinxX187 December 07, 2018