Wypipo whisperer's definitions
by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020
Get the Rona fide mug.An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.
"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"
by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020
Get the Emotional Enema mug.A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.
Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.
Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".
"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"
by Wypipo whisperer August 31, 2020
Get the Yoga Fascist mug.Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags
"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
Get the Doughnut Warrior mug."damn gurl, did you see that FINE veal that has us pulled over? He can take me to his pig pen anytime, and we can get real dirty together!"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
Get the Fine Veal mug.by Wypipo whisperer August 24, 2019
Get the Resting mug."damn gurl, did you see that FINE veal that has us pulled over? He can take me to his pig pen anytime, and we can get real dirty together!"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
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