Definitions by WukloQuestionMark

boston briefcase

When someone defecates onto another person’s head, uses the feces as hair gel, and braids their head hair together with their ass hair so they can be carried around like a briefcase.

Dude showed up to the party bald and furious after becoming the victim of a boston briefcase.

boston briefcase by WukloQuestionMark May 16, 2026