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Philadelphian Pothole

When you give yourself road head while driving, but you hit a pothole that causes your penis to slam into the back of your throat, potentially snapping it in half or driving it through your skull.
I thought I saw a driverless car crash, turns out there was a dude curled up in a ball who fell victim to the Philadelphian Pothole

boston briefcase

When someone defecates onto another person’s head, uses the feces as hair gel, and braids their head hair together with their ass hair so they can be carried around like a briefcase.
Dude showed up to the party bald and furious after becoming the victim of a boston briefcase.