2 definitions by Would you Kindly?

Phoner

The bulge that appears when your phone is in your pocket

Tony: Dude, you have a total phoner right now.
Jim: Shit, do I really?

by Would you Kindly? August 4, 2015

A obese, pale diabetic person who rages at everything and anything. Not liked by many.

Man: Did you see that diabeto at McDonald's? He ordered 3 big macs and a large fry.
Man 2: Yeah, he was a fat bastard!

by Would you Kindly? October 13, 2011