matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

by Would that one that October 07, 2017

🐛

Random useless emoji used to both distract from a question or no confuse the person talking with you.

Girl: “Are you cheating on me?!”
Guy: “🐛”
Girl: “what does that mean”
*question averted*

by Would that one that April 24, 2018

Elephant Hug

Basically another name for rape, but usually by a fat rapist.

Hey man watch out for Main Street, I heard someone was hard core elephant hugged there

by Would that one that June 12, 2018

WOP

Another word such as oof or rip

~ "MY MOM JUST DIED IN A CAR CRASH"

~ "WOP SORRY"

by Would that one that April 21, 2019