Ha! Who took the money?
Who took the money away?
Ha ha ha ha it's always showtime
Here at the edge of the stage
And I, I, I, wake up and wonder
What was the place, what was the name?
We wanna wait, but here we go again
Ha! Takes over slowly
But doesn't last very long
Ha ha ha ha no need to worry
Everything's under control
O U T! But no hard feelings
What do you know? Take you away
We're being taken for a ride again
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes
She's coming up, going right through my heart
She's gonna give me surprise
Who took the money away?
Ha ha ha ha it's always showtime
Here at the edge of the stage
And I, I, I, wake up and wonder
What was the place, what was the name?
We wanna wait, but here we go again
Ha! Takes over slowly
But doesn't last very long
Ha ha ha ha no need to worry
Everything's under control
O U T! But no hard feelings
What do you know? Take you away
We're being taken for a ride again
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes
She's coming up, going right through my heart
She's gonna give me surprise
I think it's right, better than this
I think you can if you like
I got a girlfriend with bows in her hair
And nothing is better than that (is it?)
Oh! Down in the basement
We hear the sound of machines
Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha! Driving in circles
Come to my senses sometimes
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everything's free
I don't care how impossible it seems
Somebody calls you but you cannot hear
Get closer to be far away
Only one look and that's all that it takes
Maybe that's all that we need
All that it takes, I'll bet it's right
All it takes, if it's right
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And she goes wherever she likes (there she goes)
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Now everyone's getting involved
She's moving up going right through my heart
We might not ever get caught
Going right through (try to stay cool)
Going through, staying cool
I got a girlfriend she's better than that
And nothing is better than you
I got a girlfriend that's better than this
But you don't remember at all
As we get older and stop making sense
You won't find her waiting long
Stop making sense, stop making sense
Stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend shes's better than that
And nothing is better than this (is it?)
Girlfriend Is Better
I think you can if you like
I got a girlfriend with bows in her hair
And nothing is better than that (is it?)
Oh! Down in the basement
We hear the sound of machines
Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha! Driving in circles
Come to my senses sometimes
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everything's free
I don't care how impossible it seems
Somebody calls you but you cannot hear
Get closer to be far away
Only one look and that's all that it takes
Maybe that's all that we need
All that it takes, I'll bet it's right
All it takes, if it's right
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And she goes wherever she likes (there she goes)
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Now everyone's getting involved
She's moving up going right through my heart
We might not ever get caught
Going right through (try to stay cool)
Going through, staying cool
I got a girlfriend she's better than that
And nothing is better than you
I got a girlfriend that's better than this
But you don't remember at all
As we get older and stop making sense
You won't find her waiting long
Stop making sense, stop making sense
Stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend shes's better than that
And nothing is better than this (is it?)
Girlfriend Is Better
by WorseThanHitler November 27, 2023
by WorseThanHitler January 07, 2021
We feed the war machine
The sacrifice has just begun
We feed the war machine
Hide your daughters, your first born sons
The sacrifice has just begun
We feed the war machine
Hide your daughters, your first born sons
As we welcome all your catastrophe
All the hate, all the lies and the heresy
How divine that every time you hide in denial
Suicidal kings are my poison, poseidon beside me
Pontius is present and God is beside me
The tide tends to wave in a foul disposition
Hide your daughters, your first born sons
As we welcome all your catastrophe
All the hate, all the lies and the heresy
How divine that every time you hide in denial
Suicidal kings
We feed the war machine
Suicidal kings
We feed the war machine
Suicidal
Foster the future and nurture the land
Stitches and sutures, divisions in sand
Mass evacuations, sanctions for land
It's time we stand for something
Walking hand in hand
Foster the future and nurture the land
Stitches and sutures, divisions in sand
Mass evacuations, sanctions for land
It's time we stand for something
Walking hand in hand
We feed the war machine
The sacrifice has just begun
We feed the war machine
Hide your daughters, your first born sons
As we welcome all your catastrophe
All the hate, all the lies and the heresy
How divine (We feed the war machine)
Every time you hide in denial (We feed the war machine)
Suicidal kings
All the hate, all the lies and the heresy
How divine that every time you hide in denial
Suicidal kings are my poison, poseidon beside me
Pontius is present and God is beside me
The tide tends to wave in a foul disposition
Hide your daughters, your first born sons
As we welcome all your catastrophe
All the hate, all the lies and the heresy
How divine that every time you hide in denial
Suicidal kings
We feed the war machine
Suicidal kings
We feed the war machine
Suicidal
Foster the future and nurture the land
Stitches and sutures, divisions in sand
Mass evacuations, sanctions for land
It's time we stand for something
Walking hand in hand
Foster the future and nurture the land
Stitches and sutures, divisions in sand
Mass evacuations, sanctions for land
It's time we stand for something
Walking hand in hand
We feed the war machine
The sacrifice has just begun
We feed the war machine
Hide your daughters, your first born sons
As we welcome all your catastrophe
All the hate, all the lies and the heresy
How divine (We feed the war machine)
Every time you hide in denial (We feed the war machine)
Suicidal kings
by WorseThanHitler February 21, 2021
This place is now officially gone
by WorseThanHitler January 08, 2021
He was a creepy old man who had his own children’s TV show. He was a real oddball. Mr fucking mcfeely and shit.
Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.
Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.
by WorseThanHitler December 01, 2020
He was a creepy old man. I don’t know why he was even allowed on TV. I never understood his message. To me it is a very naive way to bring up children. Allowing them to be kind so someone can take advantage of them?
by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020
Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard
by WorseThanHitler October 09, 2021