Definitions by Wormy

Go-sen 

A large metallic robot who currently holds the position of managing director of sales and marketing at Nintendo of Europe. He can often be found terminating inferior beings, and uttering phrases such as "There has never been a better year to get a Gamecube" and "Gosen smash!"

"Resistance is futile. Blork, blork. Gosen smash!"

Go-sen by Wormy December 22, 2003

muffin man 

A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.

Do you know the muffin man?

muffin man by Wormy December 22, 2003

spatula

An innocent-looking kitchen utensil commonly used to flip burgers which is actually part of an evil cult known as Spatualism. Spatulas are also in league with cats and spatuals, which are spatulas with eyes. The Catula is said to be the leader of the cats and spatulas. Fortunately, one can protect oneself against this menace by donning SXIPPG (Sporus Xylogenous Inhibitor Precautionary Protection Getup) gear, which consists of a frying pan/bowl/Santa hat as headwear, an empty bin bag for body protection, sunglasses and oven gloves. It is thought that cat-spatula information exchange is initiated by the cat rubbing its head against the spatula.

Warn all of your friends about the spatula menace.

spatula by Wormy December 22, 2003