Wordmaster B's definitions

poodlewanker

(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.

This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

whacktastic

Synonymous with whacktacular.

That issue of Club was whacktastic - lots of good masturbation material in there.

by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

boner buddy

The partner of a homosexual. Usually used to describe the sexual partner of an adolescent homosexual.

Dan sure hangs around Dave's house a lot. I suspect Dave is his boner buddy.

by Wordmaster B January 1, 2005

awesemnity

Another way of saying 'awesomeness'.

The sheer awesemnity of the eclipse was incredible - everything went black!

by Wordmaster B December 29, 2004

taking a hyper

Getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to.

(1) After three months of neglect, I took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment.

(2) When she insulted me, I took a hyper and whacked her in the ass with my pointing stick.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

wanker beanie

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004