wanker beanie

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

whacktastic

Synonymous with whacktacular.

That issue of Club was whacktastic - lots of good masturbation material in there.

by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005

hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005

cock crazy

Any man or woman who can't get enough cock.

That Katrina is one cock crazy bitch! I think she's trying to fuck everyone in the office!

by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005

spack

The sound that a blast of cum makes when hitting a hard surface, such as a bathroom tile floor.

The spack of that hot guy's load on the bathroom floor startled him.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

boner buddy

The partner of a homosexual. Usually used to describe the sexual partner of an adolescent homosexual.

Dan sure hangs around Dave's house a lot. I suspect Dave is his boner buddy.

by Wordmaster B January 01, 2005

klax whore

The chick that 'ooohs' and 'aaahs' in the classic Atari arcade game Klax.

I love it when I amaze the klax whore. Means I cleared that level pretty damned well.

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004