Definitions by Wordmaster B

awesemnity 

Another way of saying 'awesomeness'.

The sheer awesemnity of the eclipse was incredible - everything went black!

awesemnity by Wordmaster B December 29, 2004

taking a hyper 

Getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to.

(1) After three months of neglect, I took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment.

(2) When she insulted me, I took a hyper and whacked her in the ass with my pointing stick.

taking a hyper by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

spack 

The sound that a blast of cum makes when hitting a hard surface, such as a bathroom tile floor.

The spack of that hot guy's load on the bathroom floor startled him.

spack by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

wanker beanie 

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

wanker beanie by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

cockumentum 

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

cockumentum by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

poodlewanker 

(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.

This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.

poodlewanker by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

klax whore

The chick that 'ooohs' and 'aaahs' in the classic Atari arcade game Klax.

I love it when I amaze the klax whore. Means I cleared that level pretty damned well.

klax whore by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004