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wordjockey

A person who makes up words either intentionally or unintentionally as they are speaking.
President Bush was quite the wordjockey today in that speech today
by word jockey October 12, 2010
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schlang

German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.
Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.
by Word Jockey May 23, 2006
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Drink This over

Sort of like "Think this over" only with diminished decision making faculties. Usually poor decisions come from this course of action. The act of making a decision fueled by booze.
Gee let me see... You want me to come to your hotel room and get naked with you. Let me drink this over a minute will you. Ok... whats the worst that can happen.
by word jockey April 11, 2015
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black-hacker

a small contraction of "black hat hacker" Computer hackers who write code and or viruses that are malicious in nature and intended to do harm and destroy things.
Crap now I have to think up an even longer more complex password Password 123 just isn't safe any more it seems.
Fricking black-hackers are really making the world a crappy place
by word jockey April 16, 2015
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Tongue and groove

He is a real tongue and groove expert. He was in the office going down on the Project manager at lunch and she was REALLY loving it.

eating at the Y, Eating your honey, eating her out,
by word jockey October 25, 2015
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blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.
by word jockey July 5, 2019
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dicksand

When a woman finds her self in a relationship only for the great sex she is caught in dicksand
Jenna really doesn't like this guy but she says the sex is amazing and cant stop seeing him because it's the best sex of her life. Yea but he is such a lowlife how can she put up with him? She is caught in dicksand.
by word jockey June 8, 2016
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