woodie-hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants

everytime she sits on my lap I get a woodie-hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

BAGLMAF

Busted A Gut Laffing My Ass Off

Thats the funnest thing I ever heard, I BAGLMAF

by woodpile January 21, 2010

trouser-rouser

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

by woodpile January 20, 2010

she is a boneyard

girl who has has been boned so many times,she has more bones than a graveyard.

Every time you have sex with her its like a trip to the cemetery.She 'boned' so many guys,she is a boneyard.

by woodpile February 08, 2010

up and down clown

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown

He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants-like your big head in hooded sweatshirt

she bent over with those big tits and I popped an instant hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

birthday Boxing Day

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day

Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse

by Woodpile October 11, 2022