Woodpile 's definitions

SSLAPS

she gave you the best blow job you ever had, She Sucks Like A Porn Star

That wasn't any lame half assed blowjob,she was a pro SSLAPS

by woodpile January 24, 2010

best of the bobbin

A girl who gives the best blow jobs,she the best of the bobbin when it comes to blowjobs.

To watch her head bobbin up and down like that,she should be awarded the best of the bobbin on the nobbin.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

SSOTBS

so tired of everyone giving a person nothing but bull shit all the time,So Sick Of This Bull Shit

Everytime you turn around your getting the same run around bullshit,SSOTBS

by woodpile January 24, 2010

woodpolisher

a girl who can make your dick shine after she polishes off all that ceramy stuff.

Tiger has a fleet of special woodpolishers and they don't know shit about cleaning golf clubs.

by woodpile February 3, 2010

birthday Boxing Day

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day

Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse

by Woodpile October 11, 2022

woodie-hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants

everytime she sits on my lap I get a woodie-hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

wearing wooden pants

walking around with a hardon all the time

I go to the club and see all that fine ass,makes me walk around wearing wooden pants

by woodpile January 20, 2010