Definitions by Wobo King

Plantain 

1) A very small penis that is called such because it resembles a plantain which is a small replica of a large banana much like a small cock is a small replica of a larger average sized cock.

Usually used to insult someone about their baby dick.

1) When John told us that an average Trojan was too big for him, we proceeded to insult him about his plantain.

2) One would normally expect Italians to have stereotypically large dicks, which is why John's plantain was especially hysterical.

Plantain by Wobo King June 15, 2009

Fat Fuck 

Noun - A person who is not only over weight and often ridiculed for it, but is also obnoxious and annoying.

Adjective - A word commonly used to describe unliked fat people who annoy the fuck out of everyone and can't take a hint or lose weight.

1) After missing the basket, that fat fuck Shane kicked the basketball in a fit of rage and drove off to Wendy's.
2) At Wendy's, the same fat fuck proceeded to order water with his 5 cheeseburgers in hope of eating healthier.

Fat Fuck by Wobo King June 12, 2009