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Definitions by WizardDollar

Ketawhompus 

Being extremely there, but not there, during a high dosage ketamine experience. Teetering the edge of a K-Hole, but partially coherent, usually because the last line of blow is keeping you alive.
I just hit the mortar, and I'm fucking ketawhompus dude.

That S has me ketawhompus as fuck, meow!
Ketawhompus by WizardDollar June 30, 2023
A boimp is the jersey bump. A rocky key bump, or a nice powdery line on a slab. The boimp is insufflated either by dollar bill, tampon applicator, key, spoon, or by acrylic nail.
Duuuude, I need a fuckin' boimp so bad!

Yo, can I get a boimp?
Boimp by WizardDollar June 30, 2023

Sercetametly

To do with extreme dextrocity; and/or arcane swiftness.
He sercetametly reached for the q-tip to swab the banger.

The employer sercaetametly requested all employees to provide drug test results.
Sercetametly by WizardDollar June 30, 2023