Synonymous with penile erection.
After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
The Rodeo is a sex game involving having "doggy style" sexual intercourse with a girl and saying another girl's name over and over, in order to upset her enough to wriggle herself away from you in anger. The object of the game is to hold onto the girl and stay inside of her for as long as you can.
Typically, a man does not want to do this to a girl he wants to remain in a relationship with.
Typically, a man does not want to do this to a girl he wants to remain in a relationship with.
Last night's rodeo with my date lasted about ten minutes. Surprisingly, she wants to see me again...
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010
A woman, or even a man, who have nothing better to do than clip and collect coupons from SEVERAL copies of the same issue of the Sunday newspaper, the internet, magazines, and from other sources. This species of social menace will create and stall long lines of customers at the checkout counter, over petty disputes of even pettier, insignificant amounts of savings in their claims. They are a form of thief, in that they always try to get something for nothing, and almost always at someone else's expense. They rip coupons off of products on shelves and put them with the products they plan to "buy", and even switch sales signs from place to place, in an attempt to con the store out of charging him/her the full/true price of a product. They abuse and exploit store coupons and rewards and greedily horde every issue of a Sunday paper they can, leaving none for anyone else, and always solely for the coupons within. These subhuman weeds also ALWAYS visit their favorite store during times when the past week's sales ad overlaps the beginning of the new week's sales ad, in order to take advantage of both sales' deals. They also hold up lines with multiple transactions when in-store rewards programs allow for such exploitation. They usually carry a three ring binder or baseball card collector's binder full of coupons, complete with color-coded, labeled tabs, usually a few inches thick.
That coupon whore held up my line for over thirty minutes, fishing for her 75 cent off coupon in her three ring binder. After the addition of store and manufacturer coupons, the XBOX 360 console and the new Halo game only cost her sixty-five cents, which she paid for with a personal check. Oh, she also claimed that the other three transactions were for her cousins, mother, and neighbor and that's why she had four different store rewards membership cards... They were all on the same keychain...
by Wizard Toast September 20, 2010
When a Mac owner realizes just how limited his intellect truly is for having a Mac when he is severely incapable of building his own PC, and feels envy toward his PC-owning friends.
Man, I've got a major case of PC envy because all of my smarter friends can pick and choose which parts are best for their respective needs and preferences, while all I have is a premade Mac from Best Buy that can't even run Windows CALCULATOR on its lowest settings. I'm such a sheep...
by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010
When Japanese anime featured on American television's "Toonami" sneaks Hentai anime onto the air during their regularly scheduled programming.
by Wizard Toast October 26, 2010