Stay At Home Bro

A Stay At Home Bro is someone who sits on his butt at home, all day, either watching TV or playing video games, from the time he gets up from bed, until he feels like he's had his fill for the day, and goes to sleep. A Stay At Home Bro will take the occasional nap, a short break to see what food can be found in the kitchen, or even take a restroom break to pee out of boredom. Usually unemployed, and usually not one to go through full-time credit hour semesters in college, the Stay At Home Bro will often resort to mooching to meet life's daily needs, especially when it comes to who will buy him lunch or in more extreme cases, pay for his cable and/or internet bill.
I'm not paying the cable/internet bill this month. I'm not supporting the habits of a Stay At Home Bro.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
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Secondary Beneficiary

When someone orders food that's shareable but meant for only that one person, moochers who want some part/portion for themselves call "secondary beneficiary" like one would call "shotgun" to claim a seat in a vehicle, when preparing for a ride. Roommates, friends, and family are notorious for such moochery.
Christine ordered a pizza for herself and tried to keep quiet about it. As soon as it arrived at her house, her little brother called secondary beneficiary.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
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PC Envy

When a Mac owner realizes just how limited his intellect truly is for having a Mac when he is severely incapable of building his own PC, and feels envy toward his PC-owning friends.
Man, I've got a major case of PC envy because all of my smarter friends can pick and choose which parts are best for their respective needs and preferences, while all I have is a premade Mac from Best Buy that can't even run Windows CALCULATOR on its lowest settings. I'm such a sheep...
by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010
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Penilistic Protrusion

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
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Permalust

Example #1: Although Chris wants a girl's heart more than anything, he's doomed to an eternity of permalust and cannot look away from a perfect ass.

Example #2: Chris's new rock band is called "Permalust".
by Wizard Toast December 11, 2010
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Gentlemen's Relish

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.
The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
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Pinky Plumperton

A title of shame given to any guy with nipples that are too pink to match his tan and with the nipples looking too feminine in their degree of plumpness.
The sloven shut in next door does nothing but play Halo and World of Warcraft all day. He's the Pinky Plumperton from the prophecies of old.
by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010
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