Definitions by Wizard Lizard

Thrash hiccup

A particularly violent kind of hiccup that causes one to thrash in a certain direction, usually backwards.

Bob had a case of the thrash hiccups during his presentation, it didn't go very well.

Thrash hiccup by Wizard Lizard January 28, 2015

Human Grindipede 

Noun:
The act of multiple people grinding in a conga-line formation. Also called the grindipillar or the grind line.

"Billy was scarred for life after his first school dance because he had witnessed a human grindipede"

"Did you see how long that human grindipede was yesterday?"

Human Grindipede by Wizard Lizard October 1, 2014

explosive bum breathe 

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

explosive bum breathe by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014

frieddoughsexual 

A person who has urges towards fried dough products, especially doughnuts. Frieddoughsexuals are usually males with small penises because only the whole in the center of the doughnut is tight enough around.

The Freshman class nicknamed Joey Mr. Sprinkles upon finding out he was a frieddoughsexual.

frieddoughsexual by wizard lizard March 27, 2009