Witness10mm's definitions

internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

Moistie

n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. Can be traced to Hawaiian infotech emigres to the San Francisco Bay Area circa 1995.

You shoulda seen da hella moisties at that Tibetan Freedom Concert in Golden Gate Park last week.

by Witness10mm September 3, 2005

spacebase

n. Crack cocaine dusted with phencyclidine. Appeared for several moments in Chicago the 1980s. Evidently its effects are so disturbing that neither hardcore dusters nor crackheads will do it twice.

User A: Let's do this spacebase I got.

User B: Later for that. I'd rather eat broken glass.

by Witness10mm October 3, 2005

Bong Sorry!

n. Twist on old Parker Bros. board game, where players must smoke a bong hit upon being "Sorried!" Said to have its origins in MIT in the 1980s.

Engineering grad student: So, fellas, what'll it be tonight? Ookie-cookie or Bong Sorry!?

Microbiology grad student: Wow, I don't think either is very sanitary, do you?

by Witness10mm September 3, 2005

Mexican

A drinking game played with 2 dice. Drinks are doled out to those throwing low dice, with the exception of those throwing a 2/1, also called, for unknown reasons, a "Mexican." Other throws in the game have names as well, for instance, a 5/2 is a "Betty Ford" and a 1/1 is "tits".

Not content with a round of Quarters, the sausage party moved on to Mexican until the Blatz ran out.

by Witness10mm April 8, 2006

iron

adj.: big tough gay

That mean-lookin' bloke over there with the leather and the beard? Iron as Tinkie-Winkie.

by Witness10mm August 21, 2005