Witness10mm's definitions

Moistie

n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. Can be traced to Hawaiian infotech emigres to the San Francisco Bay Area circa 1995.

You shoulda seen da hella moisties at that Tibetan Freedom Concert in Golden Gate Park last week.

by Witness10mm September 3, 2005

Bring a book!

Command that follows a description of something to indicate that it's boring.

No hitting, alcoholism, or passive-aggressive behavior between you two? You call that a relationship? Bring a book!

by Witness10mm December 28, 2005

Northwestern

A socially-OK 4-year college just north of Chicago, IL, USA. Student body is composed of fair-to-poor athletes, dateless engineers-in-training, and those who are, for some reason, studying Radio, Television, and Film. Its women's lacrosse team is well known for its footwear. Not to put too fine a point on it: Charlotte Rae and David Schwimmer went there.

You'll laugh!
You'll cry!
You'll kiss $64K (in 1985 dollars) goodbye!
Go U! NU!

by Witness10mm August 16, 2005

Bong Sorry!

n. Twist on old Parker Bros. board game, where players must smoke a bong hit upon being "Sorried!" Said to have its origins in MIT in the 1980s.

Engineering grad student: So, fellas, what'll it be tonight? Ookie-cookie or Bong Sorry!?

Microbiology grad student: Wow, I don't think either is very sanitary, do you?

by Witness10mm September 3, 2005

internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

Mexican

A drinking game played with 2 dice. Drinks are doled out to those throwing low dice, with the exception of those throwing a 2/1, also called, for unknown reasons, a "Mexican." Other throws in the game have names as well, for instance, a 5/2 is a "Betty Ford" and a 1/1 is "tits".

Not content with a round of Quarters, the sausage party moved on to Mexican until the Blatz ran out.

by Witness10mm April 8, 2006