Bring a book!

Command that follows a description of something to indicate that it's boring.
No hitting, alcoholism, or passive-aggressive behavior between you two? You call that a relationship? Bring a book!
by Witness10mm December 17, 2005
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legs

N. Extent to which wine adheres to the inside of a glass when swirled.
That '90 Grivot Les Boudets 1er cru has way better legs than the '92 Vieux Telegraph CdP.
by Witness10mm July 29, 2005
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Bong Sorry!

n. Twist on old Parker Bros. board game, where players must smoke a bong hit upon being "Sorried!" Said to have its origins in MIT in the 1980s.
Engineering grad student: So, fellas, what'll it be tonight? Ookie-cookie or Bong Sorry!?

Microbiology grad student: Wow, I don't think either is very sanitary, do you?
by Witness10mm August 10, 2005
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san francisco

City in Northern California, USA, named after the mission established there circa 1776 in the name of St. Francis of Assissi.

(In the RC Church, St. Francis is the patron saint of exorbitant house prices, sanctimonious hippies, solipsistic entrepeneurs, fabulous mincers, and lightning-fast metermaids.)
Leather, leather, leather, leather baby
Levi's and T's are the best now all right
Folsom, Folsom street on the way to Polk and Castro
You don't find them finer
Freedom, freedom is in the air, yeah
Searching for what we all treasure: pleasure
Take me to the bay, lead me to it, now, now
San Francisco / Oh I love ya / Yeah
by Witness10mm July 21, 2005
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industrial engineering

College major adopted by prospective engineers dauted by courses in circuits, physical chemistry, thermodynamics, statics, fluid and soil mechanics, genetics, C++, talking to girls, and sobriety. The type that registers for that Stochastic Models class because he thinks it involves naked Croatian shutter fodder.

Nuclear engineering student: Yo Witness, word has it you dropped the bomb on civil engineering.
Mechanical engineering student: Yeah, you fumbling toward the Interesting and Easy?
Civil engineering student: Imaginary Engineering?
Biomedical engineering student: Inside Edition?
Industrial engineering student: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
by Witness10mm October 07, 2005
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Palestinian group hug

n. In FPS combat gaming, the act of arming and holding a grenade or other timed explosive device and running into an often bewildered group of enemy combatants at spawn or seeking cover.
ET Player A: bwhahaha! 1 grenade, 6 corpses!
ET Player B: loozer Palestinian group-hugger in depot yard spawn
ET Player A: pwn joo!
by Witness10mm July 11, 2005
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