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Backbencher

joe biden. Does not deserve his name in capital letters. The most useless idiot in the world.
Have you heard? All of the nations are refusing to take joe bidens calls, even Kim Jong Un refused his call! The UAE put him to voicemail! He sure is one hell of a backbencher!!
by Wise White Man March 14, 2022
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SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.
MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
by Wise White Man March 17, 2022
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Iffology

IF you had a way to describe it, IF you could, this would be one hell of a IF. IF is another presumption of a maybe habbening or IF it could happen. Either way, its IFFY but it could be or not be. Confused yet? It has a probability factor of 42 IF it happens, then it does, but never always more like a maybe, 50/50 chance definite.

Someone who wants something to happen, attempts to will it to life using the word IF, alot, and I mean ALOT.
IF that could happen to ole joey bag of doughnuts it could happen to anyone pete!

SHUT UP KAREN, it never can happen to him, quit being a IFFOLOGIST for pete's sake.
Ok ok ok, but IF it did happen, it could turn out bad or good.
IF IF IF IF, just let it happen...

Well shit guys its a cool word but its all i can come up with. IF I could do better, I would do better but IF I have a next time.. I will stop being fluent in iffology.
by Wise White Man March 25, 2022
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Side O' Beef

Hillary Clinton's nickname.
LOOK, the Side O' Beef was tossed into the scooby mobile when she passed out at the curb!
by Wise White Man February 17, 2022
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Fidel Castro Jr.

Justin Trudeau. The worst absolute person you could ever want to be with or running a country like Canada!
Looks like Fidel Castro Jr. is attempting to freeze people's money in the bank for political reasons!! What a commie!!
by Wise White Man February 17, 2022
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The Adults are Back in Charge

1. What a progressive communist says when they are trying to establish any form of credibility.
2. What a person says when they think they are smarter then their predecessor when in reality they are not, and in fact, the real child.
3. Any person with TDS states this over and over again in their head to confirm the validity of their actions.
China joe said "the adults are back in charge", does this mean we are going to have nuclear war with President Putin because joey-boy is a complete fuckin idgit!

Kamala, legs wide open, stated again 'the adults are back in charge'.... She is one to talk she literally 'blew' her way into the white house, just ask ol' willie brown!
by Wise White Man May 18, 2023
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John Queer

1. John Deere went woke and caved to Larry Fink!
2. What happens when you embrace DEI crap at your company.
Yo guys you heard about John Deere? They went WOKE now they are known as John QUEER! Time to boycott!
by Wise White Man July 11, 2024
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