Wise White Man's definitions

Fidel Castro Jr.

Justin Trudeau. The worst absolute person you could ever want to be with or running a country like Canada!

Looks like Fidel Castro Jr. is attempting to freeze people's money in the bank for political reasons!! What a commie!!

by Wise White Man February 17, 2022

BIDENFLATION

1. When your election is stolen and you are left with a fool in the white house whose name is joey biden who has ZERO economic experience. Intentional destruction of the economy. Action usage: Man that bidenflation is so high, it is higher then hunter biden after a hit on his crack pipe!

2. What you get when dominion selects your president.

Bidenflation is so high that hunter biden is trying to replace his crack rocks with it, since it goes higher then a kite and it is just getting started, in a year from now we are going to be seeing 10 dollars a gallon of gas, damn that china joe biden!!!! Wish President Trump was back in office, gas was 1.83 lasts year, bidenflation is HORRIBLE!!!!!

by Wise White Man March 11, 2022

SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.

MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!

by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

SHITTY

1. Portland, OR.

2. Any major US city that thinks it is better then everyone else, ie: New York Shitty.
3. Something an elephant does when its full of shit.
4. Someone named Kathrine that does you wrong.

Man guys you seen the violence in Portland last night?

Yeah, we moving to the country this shitty is going to heck in a handbasket, those pantifa creeps are even shooting EMS first responders now! They are in contention with new york shitty for being the worst shitty in the entire country!

by Wise White Man July 26, 2022

Side O' Beef

Hillary Clinton's nickname.

LOOK, the Side O' Beef was tossed into the scooby mobile when she passed out at the curb!

by Wise White Man February 17, 2022

Backbencher

joe biden. Does not deserve his name in capital letters. The most useless idiot in the world.

Have you heard? All of the nations are refusing to take joe bidens calls, even Kim Jong Un refused his call! The UAE put him to voicemail! He sure is one hell of a backbencher!!

by Wise White Man March 14, 2022

Iffology

IF you had a way to describe it, IF you could, this would be one hell of a IF. IF is another presumption of a maybe habbening or IF it could happen. Either way, its IFFY but it could be or not be. Confused yet? It has a probability factor of 42 IF it happens, then it does, but never always more like a maybe, 50/50 chance definite.

Someone who wants something to happen, attempts to will it to life using the word IF, alot, and I mean ALOT.

IF that could happen to ole joey bag of doughnuts it could happen to anyone pete!

SHUT UP KAREN, it never can happen to him, quit being a IFFOLOGIST for pete's sake.
Ok ok ok, but IF it did happen, it could turn out bad or good.
IF IF IF IF, just let it happen...

Well shit guys its a cool word but its all i can come up with. IF I could do better, I would do better but IF I have a next time.. I will stop being fluent in iffology.

by Wise White Man March 25, 2022