3 definitions by Wise Guy

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a word that describes a thing that someone exactly desires.
if your underwater and cant breathe, swim above the water level and inhale some oxygen. ahhhh perfect
by wise guy October 07, 2004
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The smartest , sexiest , and the most intellectual wise guy ever to walk on the face of the earth
Bill gates is Murtuza
by wise guy January 04, 2005
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(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.

(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard
(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"

by Wise Guy July 20, 2003
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