mud geyser

A method of protest practiced by "Yippies" of the 60's whereas after a large meal is consumed, preferably Mexican, a large dose of laxative is administerd. After sufficient intestinal brewage has taken place, the activist takes to a public swimming facility, and after inhaling a long deep breath, submerges only to emerge ass first (and ass only) to the surface in a populated area of the said public swimming facility for the sole purpose of spraying a fountain of gut grease skyward. The horror in the aftermath is immesurable.
We were enjoying a wonderful spring day at our local lake when we had to make a rapid evacuation due to a filthy individual demonstrating a "mud geyser."
by Wingman September 14, 2003
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dry seal

A person who exihbits the qualities of someone who is retarded. See retard. If I had to personify a seal it would definitely be a retard. And a seal would be a wet retard.
Whoa, Samuel is one dry seal.
by Wingman September 27, 2004
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youfuckincockass

Said as all one word with no breaks. Used as an insult. Comes from the Greek word Youfuckingcocktartukolopolus.
Leroy, UUUUUUUUUUFUCKINCOCKASS!

Thats about it on definition. Not that complex.
by Wingman October 12, 2004
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