Wilmington Woman's definitions

Negan

Negan is a guy that claims to be a bad ass but needs everyone else to make him look good. He gets people to do his dirty work, then shows up whistling a tune without realizing that he does not actually have any friends. He’s so bad ass, that he hides from vegetarians and eats nothing but canned tuna and mixed nuts.

Everyone: “let’s order a salad.”

Negan: “I’ll go hide in this tent for 30 days.”

by Wilmington Woman May 21, 2019

Turtlehank

Hard headed and sometimes mean, you want turtlehank on your team. He has a talent for getting banned from chats and setting things in fire, but is even better at trolling.

Death player: I thought I was safe until hank showed up, then I was turtlehanked.

Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

Deceived Smile

When your boy looks at you with a smile that seems to be a happy and warm smile, but you later learn he is plotting to raid your cabinets and steal your cookies.

He smiled as I left for work, but I came home and 21 packs of Oreos were gone. It was a deceived smile.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

Trafires

There’s fires, camp fires and Trafires. Trafires wears dominating pants of power and sets fires with her words. Nobody is safe unless she has fresh wine in her cups served by half-obedient manservants dressed in togas. She prefers them to not be eunuchs.

Somebody get trafires some wine before we meet our doom.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

Jabberwocky

It’s that walk you do when you need to hold in a poop. It’s not a normal walk, it involves jabbing your feet in a manner that looks like a penguin waddle mixed with an Ewok that is dancing to Cher.

I’ve been holding this poop in for hours to make it through this meet, time for me to jabberwocky to the bathroom.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

Sono

This word can be used in almost any phrase as a filler. It’s not exactly a stand alone kinda word because it needs other words to make it work. Using it alone sounds like Durka Durka, which only works in silly movies with puppets.

Person 1: hey you sono fa gun.
Person 2: I don’t like you, you sono fa dog.

by Wilmington Woman May 8, 2019

Honey Badger

A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.

Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”

Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”

by Wilmington Woman May 16, 2019