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Definitions by Willy Won't go Home

Ultraviolate

Ultraviolate: 1) a misspelling of ultraviolet 2) an ultra violation in the form of the ultra refusal to use spellcheck 3) paranoid feelings about MK-Ultra
I don't think the image on Shroud of Turin was created by ultraviolate light or even ultraviolet light since UV light bleaches, not stains.

Memedieval

Memedieval is a portmanteau of meme and medieval and is a meme that is so cold and brutal that is considered to be the equivalent of medieval torture that is reminiscent of the Spanish Inquisition when directed at someone
Newsom's epic meme burn about the President was memedieval because it went complete Tomás de Torquemada on his person.
Memedieval by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026
Czarcasm is a portmanteau of Czar and sarcasm and is used specifically to punk Vladimir Putin
Zelensky sure used some serious czarcasm when he word punked the Russian president.
Czarcasm by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026

Schrödinger’s Sharpie

Schrödinger’s Sharpie is a magical marking pen that can declassify 1,000 pages of a government file by redaction while simultaneously reclassifying and redirecting the course of a hurricane by altering its vector.
I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".
a goonlord is an edgelord that habitually uses gooning memes to insult another's content on social media platforms
"I'll bet that goonlord is jerking his gherkin while he's goon memeing everyone's content."
Goonlord by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026