Definitions by William Moates

Football helmet 

The Football Helmet is a piece of protective equipment for players, originally intended to keep Tom Brady from kissing other players on the lips

Antonio was lucky, He caught that god awful pass and Brady tried to kiss him, luckily Brady had his Football helmet on.

Football helmet by William Moates August 21, 2021

Patrick Mahomo 

A handgun, specifically of great caliber

Fuck this shit, hand me the Patrick Mahomo.

Patrick Mahomo by William Moates February 26, 2021

gesiki 

Utter pain and disappointment

Dang man, the gesiki just ruined my day

gesiki by William Moates February 18, 2021