butlerface

the name of a whore who has a decent body, but a face that looks like an asshole.

butlerface cock blocked me.

by william joseph hemmington January 08, 2006

cankles

when their isn't a seperation between an ankle and calf. ankle + calf = cankle

Sister Abby has cankles.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

hoe daddy

a person who acts as if they are indeed a surfer, yet they actually never surf

the hoe daddy approached the waves and politely declined to surf

by william joseph hemmington April 08, 2006

flip

v.to turn things around and around

Please flip the pancake.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

rod of God

In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.

The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.

by william joseph hemmington December 24, 2004

cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.

the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

by william joseph hemmington January 08, 2006

to up

(toe up) a word coming from ebonic roots meaning "torn up". Often times used in therapy terminology to refer to something that is torn up.

Henry's ego is completely and utterly to up.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004