Definitions by Will Keesler

monster salami 

a giant penis

Will is the man, all the girls say he has a monster salami.

monster salami by Will Keesler January 5, 2003

dickpalm 

A method of rubbing one's dick on his friend's hand employed most commonly by David M.

I am going to fuck your little sister now becuase you dickpalmed me at the concert last week.

dickpalm by Will Keesler January 5, 2003

dicky face

to get freaky with some girl and your dick in their face

Chris Wood said he played some dicky face with Jenny, but we all know he's a half-inchy

dicky face by Will Keesler January 5, 2003