Wicked Uncle Ernie's definitions

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

Nigger Racing

gawdmotherfuckingdamn

Nigger racing, god motherfucking damn

by Wicked Uncle Ernie May 23, 2022

We can be heroes

Just for one day.

I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

Get 'em up against the wall

When you see the queers in the theater🗿

Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022