3 definitions by Why are all the pseudonyms

90s kid

People who were born in the 1990s or the very late 1980s who were as a child exposed to 1990s children's culture. Many children of the 90s feel that they lived good childhoods and like to share their memories with each other of things like the Spice Girls and similar 1990s stuff. One unfortunate side-effect of a few 1990s children is that they believe they have the ability to define who is and isn't a 1990s child by basically making up their own rules as they go along, for example people born as early as 1985 or as late as 2006 trying to join in, or people born in 1994 saying that the cut off point for a 90s kid is the day after they were born even though they seem to forget that people born in the late 90s grew up over the turn of the century and immediately New Years Day 2000 things were barely different to the 1990s and that you could have believed it was the 1990s up to about 2003. This is unfortunate but if you can remember any of the 1990s and none of the 1980s then you're most probably a 1990s kid, unless you are engulfed in 2000s kid-isms like Ben 10 and similar stuff.

"Are you a 1990s kid?"
"Yes"
"When were you born?"
"1997"
"You're not a proper 90s kid like me"
"When were you born?"
"1996"
"I rest my case, your honour"

by Why are all the pseudonyms December 8, 2014

have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.

by Why are all the pseudonyms April 3, 2017

Eejit

Common Irish term for someone you despair of, but in the same way more polite than other types of insult.

"Eamonn why is there foam everywhere?"
"I stopped washing up but I accidentally left the tap on and it overflowed"
"You're a feckin eejit, man"
Also
"What manner of eejit would do that?"

by Why are all the pseudonyms December 8, 2014