toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.
by Why Bother April 03, 2006
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bedwetting

an embaressing problem that occurs when you accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause you either have to wake up to cold wet stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend
my girlfriend found out about my bedwetting problem
by Why Bother February 19, 2006
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chicken patties

huge, huge nipples that ruin the breast
chelsea had an amazing rack, but once she took her shirt off, it was ruined by those chicken patties
by Why Bother February 20, 2006
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