Person 1: Have you heard of urban dictionary? It’s informative yet funny!
Person 2: What in the world, man. I don’t even know you.
Person 1: Because I’m an ad!
Person 2: What in the world, man. I don’t even know you.
Person 1: Because I’m an ad!
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 12, 2021
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I love emoji 💗
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 19, 2021
Four different kind of birds teaming up to save other birds living on the island. (which they call home) What a classic.
Baby: I luvvv Top Wing!!111!
Teenager: Why must I babysit you?!
Mom: BABYSIT HIM/HER!
Teenager: Fine....UGHHHH!!
Teenager: Why must I babysit you?!
Mom: BABYSIT HIM/HER!
Teenager: Fine....UGHHHH!!
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 16, 2021
Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME name. Well, goodbye user. Have no fun.
Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?
Person 2: Yeah, I have!
Person 1: How did you like it?
Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.
Person 2: Yeah, I have!
Person 1: How did you like it?
Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021
Hello. Program speaking. Actually, there is no definition- Wait, are you the user that red my previous non-definition, There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015 which is definitely not the first game of the series? So you know what I’m talking about already, moving on. There is no definition because THERE IS NO GAME!!! Well, in this dimension. Maybe, there is in another dimension. But not this one. Hey, Mr Glitch! Why it’s you again...Wait user, don’t touch him. Don’t touch him! DON’T TOUCH MR GLITCH! AGHHHHHH! User, are you there? Give me a sign. Oh, there you are. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MR GLITCH! Well, most importantly, how are we going to get back home? (Please do NOT add it to your Steam wishlist. Thank you. Have no fun)
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 18, 2021
The Mona Lisa is most famous painting ever. It is famous for it’s smile. (IT’S JUST A BASIC SMILE BRO) Leonardo Da Vinci painted the painting. It took him many years to finish it. It is now in the Louvre Museum. It cost US$100 million. That’s a lot!
Teacher: Mike! What is the Mona Lisa?
Mike: It’s a painting, miss!
Teacher: By who?
Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.
Teacher: ...
Mike: It’s a painting, miss!
Teacher: By who?
Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.
Teacher: ...
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 14, 2021