Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Who the hell am i

Cookie

What a girl feeds your when she’s high after having sex with you

John: hey man how was the sex with Ashley
Adam: good. She gave me a cookie after and she was high as hell when she gave it to me

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A man with a masive cock ecrey women wants him he dosnt waste time with hoes he can bang anyone he wants and is part of a gang who have shooters

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When a girl is completely crazy and her main goal in life is to ruin your life

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When an asshole tries to act smart but fails at it

Jack: “You think you’re smarter than me?”
Me:”Of course dumbass!”

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A bunch of guys who sit on boats and protect the U.S. About 75% are gay.

Jorge: The navy sits on their boats and make out.
Andrew:no

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When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

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