Whitey's definitions

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

tardbait

Some one or thing that is particularly attractive to retarded people.

The half-eaten and insect covered Snickers bar was the only piece of tardbait in the public restroom.

Brad has that overly friendly look, he's a total tardbaiter.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

3 letter man

An F-A-G

by Whitey June 14, 2003

cranger

1. The unusual state of being both cranky and angry simultaneously.
2. Cranberry angry

After watching Spy Kids, he was filled with cranger.

by Whitey June 7, 2003

chicktionary

A small book filled with copius ammounts of chicks names and numbers

I am bored time to check my chicktionary

by whitey May 8, 2003

jig meat

referring to the penis of a black man

can you imagine taking all of shaquille's jig meat in your ass?

by whitey April 27, 2003

buffalo butt

the incredibly huge buttocks of a woman(usually black).

"my god! Linda Burl has the biggest buffalo butt in the whole fucking world!"

by whitey April 8, 2003