Spaintastic

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.

You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.

by Whitey September 05, 2003

buffalo butt

the incredibly huge buttocks of a woman(usually black).

"my god! Linda Burl has the biggest buffalo butt in the whole fucking world!"

by whitey April 09, 2003

fi'in

fixing - fi(x)in(g) - getting ready to take action

I'm fi'in to throw down on that muh!

by Whitey September 15, 2003

waffle

Like a pancake with syrup traps.

by Whitey October 06, 2003

ja rule

One who needs to clear one's throat.

Shit Ja Rule, swallow, cough, do something.

by whitey January 31, 2005

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by Whitey August 20, 2003

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 02, 2003