White Sox Rule's definitions

Cabin Fever

Okay movie where these idiot college grads go to a cabin and get sick. The only redeeming qualities of this movie are the comedy and the brunette chick who gets naked a few times and shows her boobies.

Some of the comedy in Cabin Fever:

preppy college grad: why the hell are you shooting squirrels?

redneck college grad: because theyre gay

also...

preppy college grad @ the convenience shop: whats the gun for?

owner of the convenience shop: niggers

later.....

black guys at the convenience shop: yo? sup dawg? wheres our gun?

owner of the convenience shop: whassup my niggers? your guns right over here!

by White Sox Rule June 4, 2004

republicans

George W. Bush, Ronald Reagen. 'Nuff said.

republicans suck. They only want to help the rich people, so its pretty obvious any middle class person who votes republican is a dolt.

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

eric foreman

The main character in That '70s Show. Currently, Eric is engaged to Donna Pinsciotti. Also the second most boring character, second only to his lover, Donna.

When Eric blew his curfew, his dad, Red Foreman, put his foot up his ass.

by White Sox Rule June 6, 2004

Hurt

A song first recorded by Nine Inch Nails in 1994, then again by Johnny Cash in 2003.

I hurt myself today
to see if i still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that’s real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear my crown of s**t
On my liar’s chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stain of time
The feeling disappears
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

by White Sox Rule June 8, 2004

foxtrot

The best comic strip ever, bar none. Jason and Peter rule

Bill Amend, the author of Foxtrot, lives in Kansas City, where i live, and he autographed a Foxtrot book for me.

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

50 facts about men

are us men supposed to be insulted by this list?

I dont understand

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

white sox

a.k.a. the Chicago White Sox, was the first Major League Baseball team to join the American League. As of right now, they are in 1st place in the American League Central Division with a record of 30-23 and are light years ahead of their crosstown rivals, the Chicago Cubs (a.k.a. the "Scrubs"). The White Sox are home to some to superstars like Frank Thomas, Magglio Ordonez, Carlos Lee, and Mark Buerhle.

Baseballer doesnt know what he's talking about because it was the Red Sox who last won in 1918, not the White Sox. The white sox last appearance in the World Series was in 1959, but unfortunately lost.

Normal, stupid Chicagoan: Lets go see the Cubs, so we can get drunk and puke on the field!

Smart Chicagoan: Your an idiot. Why would you want to go see the Scrubs when you can see a vastly superior team like the White Sox? Moron.

by White Sox Rule June 6, 2004