Westley E's definitions

Xterra

The Ultimate 4x4 from Nissan designed to show Jeep owners that they are not special but just a bunch of people who conform to each other.

I'm gonna drive my Xterra over that sheep of yours.

by Westley E December 5, 2007

deutsch bag

A german dueche bag.

Real funny deutsch bag.

Used in the movie Beerfest

by Westley E November 6, 2007

sash weight

A weight used in old windows to help with opening and closing, usually built into the wall around the window.

A solid and well defined shit that resembles the above.

I think the sash weight broke of the window.

I gonna go drop off a sash weight in the bathroom.

by Westley E November 6, 2007

schmecklehead

A person who is a fuck up or buffoon

That guy is a friggin schmecklehead

by Westley E November 7, 2007

hi bye

A way to say hello and good bye at the same time, used when you see someone for the first time that day but have to leave immediately.

You wake up and are running late and see your girlfriend and say "Hi bye" then run out the door.

by Westley E April 12, 2008

snake on a stick

Anyone working in the EMS field. (from the snake and staff on a star of life)

The snake on a stick crew is on the way.

by Westley E November 6, 2007

can't understand normal thinking

A way to call a woman a Cunt in the middle of a fight, without her knowing. Similar to C U Next Tuesday but less known.

Her: You know this is ridiculous you....
You: You just CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING!

by Westley E January 11, 2008