Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me is a television show on Showtime about a girl who has died and become a grim reaper.

OMG Dead Like Me is on, must watch!!!

by Wendy December 13, 2004

carmune

A cars own immune system. A cars ability to fix itself without any assistance.

When a car breaks down and is towed to a garage for service, the mechanic informs the owner that there is nothing wrong with the car and it is running perfectly. The car essentially fixed itself with it's carmune system.

by Wendy November 15, 2004

zook

barf, hurl, vomit

my dog zooked up a deer hoof this morning

by Wendy February 11, 2004

moose-knuckle

bearded clam

punani in full effect

by wendy December 15, 2003

fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.

Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!

by Wendy August 15, 2006

azn john

If you are walking down a dark alley...and you see a skinny yellow man come up to you...run....b'cuz he's there to take your food!!! HOT AZN!....likes blonde chicks and girls of color...and Wendy!!!..... he has a baby named shaniqua lee terada!!...I LOVE YOU JOHN!!!

OMG here comes JOHN!!...hide the food!!!

by WENDY February 03, 2005

:-j

Instant Messenger speak for "just kidding". Also interpreted as "nevermind", "it doesn't matter", "whatever", or as an expression of modesty.

Person 1: OMG YOU RULE!!
Person 2: :-?

Person 1: LOOK SOMEONE BURNED YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Person 2: OMG!!! :((:((:((
Person 1: HAHA :-?
Person 2: YOU ARE A MEAN BASTARD.

by Wendy December 13, 2004