camera whore

A person who takes lots of pictures of themselves, using a mirror or pointing the camera towards themselves.
_____'s myspace is filled up with pictures they took of themselves. What a camera whore.

Pete Wentz is such a camera whore.
by Wendy July 26, 2005
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Jury Duty

An interruption to your daily life courtesy of the American legal system.

A chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. A day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. A time where you actually don't want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. Sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.

A chance to see what kind of murderous scum, Mel Sachs, Esq. to the famous will take on when he isn't working on Mike Tyson.
January 21st was a wasted day in my life waiting around the Rockland County NY Courthouse.
by Wendy January 24, 2004
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John Stewart

Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.
by Wendy January 21, 2005
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Snow Man

A person who deals drugs, most likely Cocaine.
I wanted some crack, but my snow man was all out.
by Wendy January 06, 2004
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DLM

Netspeak for Dead Like Me, a great show on Showtime
I wish I got Showtime so I could watch DLM on TV instead of having to download it.
by Wendy December 13, 2004
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azn john

If you are walking down a dark alley...and you see a skinny yellow man come up to you...run....b'cuz he's there to take your food!!! HOT AZN!....likes blonde chicks and girls of color...and Wendy!!!..... he has a baby named shaniqua lee terada!!...I LOVE YOU JOHN!!!
OMG here comes JOHN!!...hide the food!!!
by WENDY February 03, 2005
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hof

Similar to exclaiming, "God!" or "damn!" but not as offensive.
by Wendy April 11, 2005
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