Definitions by Well, shit.
Wedgie
A wedgie is when you wear hanging underwear (or tighty whiteys) that are pulled up to fit inside the ass crack. It causes great pain and is often used as a form of bullying.
Peter, exhausted from PE, went to change his uniform. The school bully, Spike, went up to him and saw him wear tighty whiteys. The school bully yanked him from the waistband and dragged him down the corridor. The wedgie was so horrible, he thought he’d scream. Spike gazed at the flagpole and lowered it, it was torture to Pete. As the rope descended, Peter was hung from the flag pole. Spike made him chug a gallon of water, with laxatives. His mouth was burning. He tied Pete’s hands and legs together and put duct tape over his mouth. He was hoisted nine feet into the air, squirming to get down. Then the recess bell rang. Kids rushed out, only to see Pete hanging, near naked, from the flagpole. Spike yelled “WATCH THIS!” Many kids focused their vision to Spike, as he had a stolen football. He tossed it to land on Peter’s balls. It cause a great deal of pain and he squirmed, pissing in his underwear. It sprayed everywhere. Kids ran to take cover, but Pete wasn’t done yet. He shit all over his underpants, turning the underwear brown. His screaming was muffled. It sagged past his dick and started filling up his undies. Spike took the chance to pull him down further, his balls, dick, and ass in agony. He bounced, trying to get a rip. Pete did, and the rip tore him down from the flagpole. His shit ‘n’ piss filled underwear tore, his ass and dick out. He was tied together, trying to wriggle away to no avail. Spike then ran up as fast as he could, and kicked him right in his balls.
Wedgie by Well, shit. December 21, 2017
masturbate
John wanted to masturbate, so he clicked on the computer in the darkly lit room. He typed “porn hub” into the search bar and took off his jeans. He quickly took off his boxers and let his dick feel the fresh air. He clicked the most popular result and started watching the porn.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.
He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.
He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
masturbate by Well, shit. December 21, 2017