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ukraine kid 

a meme found within dead discord servers filled with ukraine citizens.

Person 1 inserts an image of their dog
Person 2 : Ukraine kid dog?
Person 1 : Wtf?

Person 2 : Ukraine kid dog
Person 1 has left the chat

ukraine kid by Weird definitions May 30, 2022

How to breath 

Bruh. There is an entire wikihow for this, but yet you search it on a definitions website. well, anyways, i got yo fam:

https/www.wikihowcom/Breathe

guy 1"you know how to breath? I forgot today"
guy 2"read this wiki how then"
guy 1 "thanks fam"

How to breath by Weird definitions February 10, 2022

Spider Cat 

A cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws

Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that

Spider Cat by Weird definitions January 18, 2022

Feet 

guardian of the ten toes, protected by your hairy fat legs.

hey man what are those?
FEET
oh feet, the guardian of the toes, and it's protected by your hairy fat legs.
RUDE.

Feet by Weird definitions April 29, 2021