Weave's definitions

A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE

A big arse!

Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!

by weave November 24, 2003

PULL THE TRAIN (OR CHOO-CHOO)

(Of a woman): to fuck or blow several men one after the other.

After the bitch got drunk, she took several men outside behind the bar and, man oh man, did she ever pull the train that night.

by weave August 25, 2003

slimy hatchet wound

the vagina

The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.

by weave April 2, 2003

mohair knickers

describes quite the pelt, a very hairy vagina.

Tell her to groom the mohair knickers;
looks like she's ready to sprout cucumbers and tomatoes outta that thing!

by weave March 19, 2003

ass clown

an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.

Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!

by weave March 19, 2003

flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).

He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!

by weave March 19, 2003

bastid

cutesy spelling of bastard.

Come over here, you dirty little bastid!

by weave March 21, 2003