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axle grease

brown-colored fecal residue that accumulates within the anal area as heat is generated between the butt cheeks, and mixes with anal perspiration, usu. during strenuous activity, or during a hot day. Is usually a by-product of swamp ass.
After defecating and wiping 64 times, my rectal area appeared to be as clean and pure as the white-driven snow. However, an hour later, as the the heat and humidity increased, this just wasn't the case. My swamp ass generated a little axle grease, as evidenced by the bacon strips on the inside of my underwear (which were the size of Rhode Island.) Shootin' hoops for lengthy periods can contribute to this deplorable condition as well.
by weave March 21, 2003
mugGet the axle greasemug.

Nut Up or Shut Up

Either walk your talk and prove your worth or toughness, or keep your pie hole shut and get the hell outta town.
Keep running your mouth...either rise to the occasion and let me thrash your ass when I grab that stack of dimes you call a neck, or refrain from further trash talk. Take your pick!!
by weave March 24, 2003
mugGet the Nut Up or Shut Upmug.

PIER SIX BRAWL (PIER-SIXER)

similar to a slobberknocker or donnybrook; a round of fisticuffs, or series of power wrestling moves, that transpires between two or more people during a heated scuffle that will definitely "leave a mark."
The scene on the football field was sheer pandemonium (bedlam, if you will) when the quarterback and linebacker got into a pier-sixer that inevitably drew the attention of, and engaged, all participants.
by weave October 28, 2003
mugGet the PIER SIX BRAWL (PIER-SIXER)mug.

pitch a trouser tent

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
by weave July 12, 2003
mugGet the pitch a trouser tentmug.

Make Like A Fetus And Head Out

time for me to leave; see ya later; I'll catch ya on the rebound!
Well, it's already 2 a.m. I think I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out! See you later.
by weave March 24, 2003
mugGet the Make Like A Fetus And Head Outmug.

A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

"A bustle in your hedgerow," the enigmatic line in Led Zep's "Stairway To Heaven" classic, has mystified music mavens for decades. Hopefully, the following will sprinkle a scintilla of elucidation and edification upon this cryptic conundrum.

A hedgerow is a hedge that surrounds many estates in Britain.

Bustle, or noise or activity, used in this sense, means a disturbance close to home. Something's happening in your world!

It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

Spring cleaning is an old domestic ritual cleaning meant to do away with the troubles of the past year and prepare for the coming year, and often includes disposing of old, useless things that have been lying around.

The May Queen was a maiden chosen by a village to represent the hopes and potential for the coming year. She was a symbol of beauty, spring and new beginnings.

So here, as an analogy, the lyric refers to getting rid of old and outdated systems in order to allow progress to occur.

OR it can refer to menarche, or the first menstrual cycle, signifying that a girl is coming of age.

OR, it could mean that you have a fuckin' bee in your bonnet!
No example needed.
by weave January 8, 2004
mugGet the A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROWmug.

PELT

refers to the female pubic hair, esp. in abundance and in need of a desperate trim.
My girlfriend is sporting quite the nest of tousled fur down there these days. I prefer a neatly trimmed pelt of silky, nexus-conditioned hair...if any at all.
by weave April 2, 2003
mugGet the PELTmug.

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