Definitions by Weave

slimy hatchet wound 

the vagina

The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.

slimy hatchet wound by weave April 2, 2003

lick the copper penny 

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.

After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.

lick the copper penny by weave April 2, 2003

ese 

A fellow Hispanic, your close friend or homey, homeboy.

Hey, ese, I'm gonna let that little mamacita feel my latino heat!

ese by weave April 2, 2003

ONION BUTT 

an ass so beautiful, it makes you cry.
(ass sliced onions do)
An ass that is so mesmerizing to look at that it gives you an instantaneous chubby.

Check out the onion butt on that slut!

ONION BUTT by weave April 2, 2003

PELT 

refers to the female pubic hair, esp. in abundance and in need of a desperate trim.

My girlfriend is sporting quite the nest of tousled fur down there these days. I prefer a neatly trimmed pelt of silky, nexus-conditioned hair...if any at all.

PELT by weave April 2, 2003

BABY GRAVY 

jism; sperm.

I ejaculated a quart and a half of baby gravy within the confines of her love canal.

BABY GRAVY by weave April 2, 2003

PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY

a faggot; queer; nancy boy.

I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.

PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY by weave April 2, 2003