Water is wet's definitions

Water

ITS A WET LIQUID, WATER IS WET!

“MY HAND IS WET FROM THAT WET WATER”

by Water is wet December 13, 2017

Google

Jesus almost always has the answers, but if he doesnt, Google can answer your request

I asked Jesus for a website to shop for boxer briefs, but he gave me too long of an answer, so I just asked Google

by Water is wet July 7, 2014

That Escalated Quickly

A phrase used by actor Will Ferrel to describe when a situation goes from calm to Jesus unleashing wrath on earth.

Tom: I hate Kim so much
Fred: Like how much?
Tom: How much? I dislike her so kuch that I would rape her, then burn her in the volcano if Mordor, and send her ashes to the sun on a hydrogen bomb. Thats how much.
Fred: Well, That Escalated Quickly!

by Water is wet July 7, 2014