Definitions by Wasp humper

Boobulistic 

Very, very squishy and bouncy to an excessive degree. Something called "boobulistic" will usually contain a thick, milky substance like mayonnaise, milk, or various organs from an obese rat.

"That bag of soy milk is quite boobulistic."

Boobulistic by Wasp humper December 3, 2018

Chestes 

Succulent milk containment units of the human female. Flat chicks are known for having internal Chestes, meaning they don't feel immense pain when punched lightly on the chest. Despite sounding great, there are health risks to internal Chestes. For one thing, these cannot produce thick, course milky goodness, rather, these produce what is known as milky gaseousness. This acts as a natural male repellent, which is great if you're a feminist, though in that case you don't have to worry about getting a boyfriend anyway. Internal Chestes are also believed to be correlated with a deadly disease known as Boobulous denysucculentious. This disease causes females to think boobs don't matter. They do.

"That chick got some nice Chestes."

Chestes by Wasp humper December 3, 2018

Obama bin Laden

The leader of the villainous, satan worshiping, erect nipple softening country of Sweden. Obama bin Laden is known for his extreme lack of abs on the eyeball area, his micro nipples, and also somehow being both black and Muslim. His power level is 911.

"Obama bin Laden is not nearly as sexy as Kim Jong Un."

Obama bin Laden by Wasp humper October 2, 2018

Alpha emo 

The most suicidal person in a group.

"You know that dead chick? She was such an alpha emo."

Alpha emo by Wasp humper September 29, 2018