Pub Psychologist

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.

He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Too Hot To Sleep

A person is too hot to sleep when they have binged, over-indulged and pigged-out on enough stimulants to render them incapable of sleep, waking everybody in the neighbourhood who can.
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‘He's been on it for daze....'

'Yeah, he's too hot to sleep.'

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Sleazeballer

Somebody who makes money from sleaze, usually in the kinky sex industry.

"Yeah, she's real hot but she's a sleazeballer, so you won't get anything for nothing there ."

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Barbanger

Someone who doesn't observe bar or pub protocol, and jumps the queue.

I've been waitin' ages, and she keeps serving barbangers.

by wardswords November 30, 2016

Crook As Rookwood

Crook is Australian slang for feeling sick as in, "I'm feelin' real crook, mate." It can also mean something that is distasteful as in, "That's crook!" Rookwood Cemetery is located in Sydney, Australia, so something must be real bad or rotten to say it's as crook as Rookwood.

"Mate, seriously, she was as crook as Rookwood."

by wardswords November 25, 2016

Pub Pest

The most annoying person in a pub or bar.

Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 21, 2021