Wardswords's definitions

Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Sleazebagger

An Aussie term describing a person who bags or criticises someone in a particularly offensive and sleazy way.

Sleazebagger: "What ya gotta lose coming home with me? Ya good looks? Certainly not ya virginity."

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Larrikin's Hat

Australian rhyming slang used to describe a male getting so excited over something or someone that he gets an erection, or fat. A larrikin is a likeable rogue while an erect penis resembles a hat, hence the term larrikin's hat.

I couldn't help getting a larrikin's hat every time I looked at it.

by wardswords November 25, 2016

Georgeporge

A Georgeporge is the imbicile at a party or in a bar who brings a girl to tears. She runs out of the room usually dragging all her good looking friends with her in sympathy.

That Georgeporge has ruined it for the rest of us. They won't be back tonight.

by wardswords December 13, 2016

Barbanger

Someone who doesn't observe bar or pub protocol, and jumps the queue.

I've been waitin' ages, and she keeps serving barbangers.

by wardswords November 30, 2016

Sleazeballer

Somebody who makes money from sleaze, usually in the kinky sex industry.

"Yeah, she's real hot but she's a sleazeballer, so you won't get anything for nothing there ."

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Strumpet

A promiscuous male known more for his political pillow talk than a man of action.

Like all good strumpets he was able to use what was said in the heat of the moment to his political advantage.

by wardswords December 12, 2016