by Wang May 12, 2004

Creator and admin of the place that doesn't exist. Due to his popularity and authority over there, he tends to get lots of suck-ups (see: the other definition)
by Wang September 11, 2004

The best suburb on the outskirts of San Antonio. The first and true h-town. Known for its population of cows and white people.
Wow, you are so lucky to live in Helotes. It is right at the edge of the best city in Texas, San Antonio.
by Wang May 13, 2005
