Walter Babcock's definitions

Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021

Triple Dutch Rudder

(1) Like a double Dutch rudder but instead involves three men.

(2) Three men jack each other off simultaneously.

Three starters on the football team performed a triple Dutch rudder in the locker room. It isn't gay, because their dicks never touched.

by Walter Babcock March 3, 2018