Definitions by Walter Babcock

Keister Bandit 

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

Keister Bandit by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021

Triple Dutch Rudder 

(1) Like a double Dutch rudder but instead involves three men.

(2) Three men jack each other off simultaneously.

Three starters on the football team performed a triple Dutch rudder in the locker room. It isn't gay, because their dicks never touched.

Triple Dutch Rudder by Walter Babcock March 3, 2018