Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.
Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.
by Walter Babcock August 08, 2021
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Triple Dutch Rudder

(1) Like a double Dutch rudder but instead involves three men.

(2) Three men jack each other off simultaneously.
Three starters on the football team performed a triple Dutch rudder in the locker room. It isn't gay, because their dicks never touched.
by Walter Babcock March 03, 2018
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