Wail Halls's definitions

psychology

The section of Borders bookstore where all the porn is hidden, believe it or not.

Dude, have you been the psychology section before? There's a whole wall of erotica in there! You've GOT to check it out!

by Wail Halls September 20, 2006

Gully Washer

When you have to go the bathroom so badly you pee a little into your clothing to relieve some of the pressure. If you're at this stage then odds are very high you're not gonna make it to the bathroom in time.

"Dude! Did you see the back of Kayla's skirt when she rushed out?"
"Hell yeah! She must have let loose a gully washer during class."
"And did you see her after she ran into the hall? She, like, just started pissing onto the floor and it was, like, wierd!"

by Wail Halls May 16, 2006

Hitler

The original emo kid.

Mein Kompf = what Hitler would write on Livejournal.

by Wail Halls December 10, 2006

slash-and-burn editor

Someone on urbandictionary.com who doesn't really read submissions when he/she edits them, just puts "publish" or "reject" at random depending on what he/she feels like.

I'm a slash-and-burn editor because I just published thirty words for the hell of it.

by Wail Halls September 7, 2006

Ka-mai

A word taken from Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series meaning a pawn of fate, i.e. one who has hope but no real choices.

The Maid of Constant Sorrow is nothing but a ka-mai.

by Wail Halls August 23, 2007

Barney

An evil dinasaur that hangs around with little kids and eats them. That's why there's different kids on almost every show.

Kid: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh help meeeeeeeeee -- *is cut off)!!!!
Barney: Finger-lickin' good!

by Wail Halls September 15, 2006

oompatubbie

What you'd get if a teletubbie and an oompa-loompa got down with it. An oompatubbie generally has the orange skin of an oompa-loompa, but it may have tinges of red, yellow, green, or purple to it. It has some sort of antannea on it's head, though it's smaller than the average teletubby's. There is a T.V. on its stomach, but the signal isn't as good.

The oompatubbie Willy Wonka employed at his factory was made fun of by the other oompa-loompas because of its speech problems and its inability to stay in sync with their songs, and the oompa-loompa Klan made racist comments to it about its skin color.

by Wail Halls September 14, 2006