Wail Halls's definitions

B.S.T.

Refers to any long, seemingly pointless test taken at the end of a school year. Usually spans from one whole day to a week, maybe even two weeks. Examples of B.S.T.s are the CRCT, ITBS, and SAT.

"Hey, ready to take the math portion of the CRCT today?"
"Dude, that's such a B.S.T. it ain't even funny."

by Wail Halls April 27, 2006

Gully Washer

When you have to go the bathroom so badly you pee a little into your clothing to relieve some of the pressure. If you're at this stage then odds are very high you're not gonna make it to the bathroom in time.

"Dude! Did you see the back of Kayla's skirt when she rushed out?"
"Hell yeah! She must have let loose a gully washer during class."
"And did you see her after she ran into the hall? She, like, just started pissing onto the floor and it was, like, wierd!"

by Wail Halls May 16, 2006

peetard

Somone who has to go to the bathroom a lot and/or has a small bladder.

Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!

by Wail Halls September 3, 2006

vampaneze

Originating from a twelve-book series called "{Cirque Du Freak" ("The Saga of Darren Shan" in Britian and Ireland), a group of blooddrinkers that broke away from the vampire clan when the vampires decided to stop killing humans. They have purple skin and red eyes, hair, and fingernails because of large comsumptions of blood. They hold high morals and never lie, but they kill when they feed.

"Fear me, the Lord of the Vampaneze! I'm worse than Ann Coulter!" -- Steve Leopard

by Wail Halls September 7, 2006

slash-and-burn editor

Someone on urbandictionary.com who doesn't really read submissions when he/she edits them, just puts "publish" or "reject" at random depending on what he/she feels like.

I'm a slash-and-burn editor because I just published thirty words for the hell of it.

by Wail Halls September 7, 2006

atheism

The difference between satanism and atheism: Satanism is a religion, Atheism is the lack of religion. It shocks me how so many people on here have mistaken the two. And just because someone is atheist doesn't mean they are so because they believe in science alone.

I am atheist because there are things in the Bible that I don't agree with, such as its take on homosexuality. I also want to be able to read whatever I want, including stuff that may have so-called "witchcraft" in it.

Atheism.

by Wail Halls September 12, 2006

oompatubbie

What you'd get if a teletubbie and an oompa-loompa got down with it. An oompatubbie generally has the orange skin of an oompa-loompa, but it may have tinges of red, yellow, green, or purple to it. It has some sort of antannea on it's head, though it's smaller than the average teletubby's. There is a T.V. on its stomach, but the signal isn't as good.

The oompatubbie Willy Wonka employed at his factory was made fun of by the other oompa-loompas because of its speech problems and its inability to stay in sync with their songs, and the oompa-loompa Klan made racist comments to it about its skin color.

by Wail Halls September 14, 2006