Definitions by Wail Halls

Ka-mai 

A word taken from Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series meaning a pawn of fate, i.e. one who has hope but no real choices.

The Maid of Constant Sorrow is nothing but a ka-mai.

Ka-mai by Wail Halls August 23, 2007

Hitler 

The original emo kid.

Mein Kompf = what Hitler would write on Livejournal.

Hitler by Wail Halls December 10, 2006

psychology 

The section of Borders bookstore where all the porn is hidden, believe it or not.

Dude, have you been the psychology section before? There's a whole wall of erotica in there! You've GOT to check it out!

psychology by Wail Halls September 20, 2006

Barney 

An evil dinasaur that hangs around with little kids and eats them. That's why there's different kids on almost every show.

Kid: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh help meeeeeeeeee -- *is cut off)!!!!
Barney: Finger-lickin' good!

Barney by Wail Halls September 15, 2006

oompatubbie

What you'd get if a teletubbie and an oompa-loompa got down with it. An oompatubbie generally has the orange skin of an oompa-loompa, but it may have tinges of red, yellow, green, or purple to it. It has some sort of antannea on it's head, though it's smaller than the average teletubby's. There is a T.V. on its stomach, but the signal isn't as good.

The oompatubbie Willy Wonka employed at his factory was made fun of by the other oompa-loompas because of its speech problems and its inability to stay in sync with their songs, and the oompa-loompa Klan made racist comments to it about its skin color.

oompatubbie by Wail Halls September 14, 2006

atheism 

The difference between satanism and atheism: Satanism is a religion, Atheism is the lack of religion. It shocks me how so many people on here have mistaken the two. And just because someone is atheist doesn't mean they are so because they believe in science alone.

I am atheist because there are things in the Bible that I don't agree with, such as its take on homosexuality. I also want to be able to read whatever I want, including stuff that may have so-called "witchcraft" in it.

Atheism.

atheism by Wail Halls September 12, 2006

slash-and-burn editor 

Someone on urbandictionary.com who doesn't really read submissions when he/she edits them, just puts "publish" or "reject" at random depending on what he/she feels like.

I'm a slash-and-burn editor because I just published thirty words for the hell of it.

slash-and-burn editor by Wail Halls September 7, 2006