Definitions by Wagony WigWag

Wiznatcher 

A person who steals the wii remote from a little kid when they are playing Super Mario Bros. Usually a Wiznatcher will be older than the victims playing the game. Often the Wiznatcher will be very obsessed with the game and only caring about winning. One word of advise when u ever come face to face with a Wiznatcher is never play Super Mario Bros. with him!

Waaaa!" The baby cried. "Mommy! That Wiznatcher stole my Wii!

Wiznatcher by Wagony WigWag July 25, 2011

Heffacorn 

When you run so much, and you need to urinate, but you don't want to. it forces out of your anus. Usually in a squirting and spraying form.
When one explodes with urine out of the rectum.

The fat guy had too urinate but there was no bathroom close by and he tried to run to the nearest bathroom and he heffacorned

Heffacorn by Wagony WigWag July 9, 2011

Wingalow

One who Sings way too loud for his own good. Usually a wingalow will be very obnoxious and loud. usually a wingalow will be very tall and skinny or small and chubby.

Ah! what is that noise?
Oh thats a fat wingalow.

Wingalow by Wagony WigWag July 9, 2011

Glussd 

The act of standing back, or moving away.

Sir please glussd back.
Glussd! In the name of the law!

Glussd by Wagony WigWag July 7, 2011

Shplapp 

The sound diarrhea makes what it comes out too fast into the toilet. The sound of your rectum draining of its smelly waist. The sound of chunky splashes falling into a porcelain bowl.

I kept hearing my brother in the bathroom Shplapp, and I couldn't sleep.

Shplapp by Wagony WigWag July 7, 2011

Zwoogie

To crap so much that it shoots you up and you catch air and partial hang time.

I haven't crapped in a few days, and I am afraid if I do I might Zwoogie!

Zwoogie by Wagony WigWag July 6, 2011