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Google 

Six colored letters that are somehow so fucking close to world domination

(Fun fact, Google is owned by EIGHT red letters who call themselves Alphabet)

Tommy: Google is the best search engine for searching up anal porn!

Google by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020

Finland

Wait this isn’t real

Aiden: What the fuck is Finland?

Finland by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020

India 

Land of 10 year old kids making tutorials on how to smash ur pc

Sally: India is a country bitches

India by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020

Internet Explorer 

A app that’s always preinstalled on those damn PCs. They advertise it as a tool for browsing, but Microsoft doesn’t want you to know it’s a tool for downloading the latest version of the BALL-KICKING Mozilla Firefox.

Gary: What browser do you use?
Quince: “Firefox, but did you hear about Internet Explorer? It’s the best browser for downloading other browsers like Firefox!
Gary: NO WAY! I’ll be sure to check it out!

Internet Explorer by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020